Jenna Marbles is an annoying drunk with a camera. How I’ve sat through any of her videos, I do not know. Guys like her because she’s “hot” and girls like her because they think they can “relate” to her videos and that she is the epitome of beauty and humor. I am not amused.

Martin Luther King Day

I know a lot of African Americans who think Caucasian people are racist. This just annoys me to no end. Listen, if I were a cop and I pulled an African American over for speeding and he tried to make excuses and gave me an attitude, I would write that person a ticket. If I pulled over a Caucasian and they to gave me an attitude, ticket. Shut the fuck up with “Is it because I’m black” NO, IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE IGNORANT. I am not saying that there isn’t racism in this world anymore because sadly, there is. I’m also not saying that African Americans never ever get judged, because they do but for the most part.. try and see where I’m coming from. If you are ignorant.. black, white, yellow, brown, you are going to have a tough life.

Also, I do not give one single fuck if you are in a gang and threaten to kill me or my family or walk around like you’re a badass and think you own anything other than a title of being a member in a group of selfish, lazy, low-lifed pricks.. I am going to discriminate against you. NOT FOR THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN. 

Martin Luther King is not your “nigga” or your “homie” because he said: “I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, BUT BY THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER”

/rant

I hate when people start to tattoo their arm wrist up. 

I can’t help but laugh when people only have their forearms tattooed.. That’s really all there is to that. 

I don’t want to support your fucking children to live anymore.

All the idiot ass mother fuckers from my high school are on their 1st, 2nd, and even 3rd child. Guess the fuck what? I know you think it’s so fun and cool that you get social security checks and food stamps for being lazy ass pieces of shit but that free money you are getting isn’t free to me, my family, and every other tax payer in the United States. I don’t want to support all of your kids. Bless their hearts and I feel so bad for them but STOP GETTING PREGNANT. And don’t you fucking dare give me “I get disability checks blahblahblahb you bitch!” because your “disability” probably only prohibits you from lifting 50lbs or stand up for long periods of time. Shut the fuck up and go make money to support yourself and your family like the rest of us do. I’m obviously not talking to people who actually work hard but still need some extra help but honestly, I know plenty of people who get some fat ass checks from the government soley because they know if they become employed, the free money goes bye bye. 

Grow the fuck up, man/woman the fuck up, make an honest living and stop making people who actually live their lives the right way have to pay for your sorry ass to live, eat, and breathe. 

I wish people had some common fucking courtesy. 

I know you guys can relate.. someforms of common courtesy would obviously be holding open a door for a woman, shit, ANYONE… Or if someone drops something whether you know them or not just help them the fuck out I mean, really? Small things go a loooong way, so don’t be an asshole. And right now for instance my mom just came in my room and my door was closed and when she left, she didn’t close my door -__- really? She raised me to put shit back the way it was. What happened to practice what you preach? 

Sheeeeeesh 

I like my boys skinny skinny, and my girls big and curvy~

There really isn’t a way of explaining this without sounding shallow as fuck but I don’t care. I’ve been with my boyfriend for almost 4 years, and he’s 6”1 and 120lbs.. so clearly I have a thing for skinny guys. I have to say, I’ve never dated a hefty man in my life. Not that I would never at all give a bigger guy a chance, because I’m not a stuck up cunt bitch, but I just like really skinny guys & I’m really happy with the one I have ^_^

As far as girls, I dated one girl for almost a year and she was 5”4 170lbs. She was the cutest girl I ever did see and I honestly loved her a whole lot. I’ve messed around with smaller girls and I don’t know, I just don’t find them as attractive. A lot of people think I just like big girls because I myself am one, but that really has nothing to do with it. That’s like saying I should only like big guys because I’m a big girl.. fuck that. If you’re a girl and your thighs don’t touch and if I can see your ribs when you take your shirt off, I’m probably not interested in you. I also have a thing for tits. The bigger the better~ mmnomnomz

& don’t go on a tangent about “it doesn’t matter what their weight is all that matters is their personality!” because lets get real here.. it matters a LITTLE. And I’m not at all saying there is anything WRONG with big guys or skinny girls, I’m just saying they aren’t the type of people I’d INSTANTLY be attracted to.

That’s all (: 

I wish people would grow the balls to say what they want to my face. 

I know it’s so hilarious for a group of people to hate the same person. And I know when a silence comes up the best way to break it is by talking about or creeping on that person.. but for fucks sake I promise you 100% that it is much more entertaining to show your friends you’re brave enough to talk your shit to my face. I mean you need to think of it this way, 1. You’ll either make me cry and look stupid or 2. I’ll make you look and feel like a worthless piece of shit and you’ll probably always get made fun of by your “friends” for the rest of your life. I’d take the chances because it makes the game a lot more fun. I’m just trying to help YOU here, that’s all. Come up to me, approach me, and say whatever the fuck it is you’ve been wanting to say, or meaning to say, or just tell me any/everything you and your insignificant friends have ever said about me. I want to play too. Quit leaving me out of the game that has to do with ME. I promise I’ll win. I can guarantee you that. Which is probably why you’re too pussy chicken shit to say something TO ME. 

I worry too much about making amends with the people who hate me. 

And I fucking shouldn’t. Let me just say right now to anyone who has ever disliked me without ever even getting to know me or hated me for some bullshit reason, don’t try and make up with me. I take too many assholes back and ignore the people who have always wanted to be in my life in the first place. I lost an amazing friend recently who would have done ANYTHING for me. Who HAS done anything for me. Someone who didn’t listen to the fucking assholes shit talking me in the halls and wasn’t ashamed to hug me and let it be known we were friends. We drifted apart because I became too obsessed with my social status and making sure I could fix the beef I had with all those people he would tell to fuck off for hating me.

I’m not taking this chance again. For him, for my friends, and for my future friends who actually care about me. I’ve got too many people on my side who love me and care for me and I’m never ever going to risk their friendship or love.

I take friendships seriously..

I know not everyone stays in your life forever, but why the fuck not? People take good friendships for granted and don’t even realize it. They’re too worried about numbers and popularity or having their “group”. Well fuck that. I’ve never been part of a group because every time there are only 2 or 3 people of the “group” that I even like anyway and you’ve got me fucked up if you think for one second I’m going to pretend to like someone I don’t just to maintain my numbers. 

Let me tell you a little about how I treat my friends.. If it’s your birthday for instance, you better be prepared to get every single thing on your list you’ve ever mentioned to me, something that has to do with anything and everything you are interested in, flowers, cards, balloons, all of it. I don’t fuck around. I love holidays and birthdays and celebrations and I enjoy gift giving and making my friends feel as special as they truly are to me. Also, if you need someone to vent to, boast to, cry to, laugh with, anything, I am that friend. If you need help, expect me to be the friend that isn’t going to sugar coat a mother fucking thing and tell you the truth and how and what to do in order to make your life more positive. If I hear something being said about you, you better believe I’m going to stand up and raise my voice and make it known that your name will not be spoken about in my presence. I will stand up for you, love you, respect you and be there for you. 

People these days seem to think it’s creepy or some shit to be such a good friend to someone. It’s called being a good ass person and no one really knows how to be one anymore. The most annoying and overheard thing I hear today is “I’m here for you if you ever need anything”. Really?! BULLSHIT.

I am proud as fuck to say I am one of the few people left who actually knows not only how to be a friend, but to appreciate one as well. I’ve lost too many people in my life over absolutely nothing. They’ll ask “whatever happened to us?” Well, you fucking got too selfish after I gave everything I could possibly give to you, never got a thank you ONCE, you made new friends and forgot all about me. 

It really hurts my feelings to be pushed aside, because I’m honestly a caring ass human being unlike a lot of these mother fuckers I somehow always wind up having to meet. I don’t regret being the friend I am to anyone, just sometimes it hurts, that’s all. 

/rant

I was asked a few night ago my thoughts on suicide, so I figured I’d rant because why not.

I think everyone at one point considers suicide. I mean, everyone weighs out their options all the time and death is, and I’m sorry to say, sometimes one of those options. It isn’t wrong to think about killing yourself. That sounds awful, but it really helps you to realize what you have to lose and all the good in your life. Life is hard as fuck. I understand some people have a chemical imbalance in the brain and are just plain messed up, trust me I know. That would just be a situation where you probably need to take the initiative to put yourself in a rehabilitation center or somewhere you can go to make sure someone is watching you and keeping you safe. I could get all sentimental and say how special you are and how beautiful and great of a person you are and tell you that suicide is never the option, but I won’t. That isn’t me and that’s not how I am. Also, I won’t go on ranting about how your family will miss you, how your pets and friends and others will miss you. You already know all of this. Being sincere and sugar coating the idea of suicide to you is just plain stupid and outdone. You know killing yourself would be the easiest way out and also the dumbest. It’s cowardly and it’s you choosing to lose. Do you realize any episode you’re going through only lasts about 10 minutes and anything past that is you just wanting attention? I don’t care if you’ve been raped, or abused, or if you have an eating disorder or just hate your parents. I’ve had a friend commit suicide because he was deprived of drugs in a jail cell. It is so hard for me to sincerely be upset or feel bad for people who choose to hang, shoot, cut, or drown themselves. What’s even more difficult for me to sympathize over are people who have children and decide their problems are just too much to deal with and end their life. There are people you can talk to, there are friends who care and there are other options to get over your problems. Killing yourself is letting the world win. You’re a loser. This earth wasn’t created to be easy, God didn’t put you on this earth for a free ride. Everyone goes through different things in life and no matter how hard you think yours is, there is someone else going through the exact same thing, or something worse and is pulling through and working hard to get out of their rut. 

If you’re contemplating taking your own life, you are stupid. I’m sorry. Clearly and obviously yes, you are beautiful, you have more to live for than you think, and it isn’t the right way to go. Also, and again, if you have a child, or a wife or husband and you’re thinking about killing yourself, allow me to just do the job for you. How could someone ever be so selfish to think people would be better off without them in the world. Fuck you.

That is all /rant

I have 100 colors but I always end up choosing vacation time. It’s such a grandma color and I never get compliments on it but I don’t even care.

/rant

I don’t like it when everything in my life is going right. 

Every time this happens, I know within a day or two, or in a few weeks EVERYTHING goes to shit. I’m better at trying to work through problems than actually having none. When I’m supposed to be the happiest is when I’m most cautious. Call me crazy or a negative person, I don’t care. I’m realistic and it’s the mother fucking truth.

I’m obsessed with tits. I love boobs. I think they’re sexy. All sizes. Yeah. I don’t care.

There isn’t much else to say about that o_o

I hate the stupid shit people write in their caption on facebook. 

Honestly, I don’t give a fuck where you are in your picture and most of the time, it’s very clear. I don’t need to see a picture of you and the caption saying “sitting on my bed in my room :)” FUCKING COOL BITCH. Or “At Applebee’s with friends :)” OH WOW COULD HAVE NEVER FIGURED THAT ONE OUT! I can understand if it said something like “boreddd” or “fun night out” but to be that God damn specific is just plain stupid. “Actin’ goofy in front of my mirror with a silly face!” BITCH I SEE THAT AND DON’T GIVE A DAMN “Drinking alcohol at the fair!” YES I CAN FUCKING SEE YOUR STUPID ASS HAND AND A GLASS OF ALCOHOL” 

Like seriously, shut the fuck up.